grimshowbot:

why dont people use “im sad at u” like “im mad at u” but sad 

(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)

santanaslittlelesbo:

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

You live up to your url…

(via forever90s)

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)

fatwink:

we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin

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teppelin:

things that are cute

• you
• you
• you
• you
• and you
• all of you

(via ohmyromie)